Current trends in hauntings go like this: a spectre or a ghost pops up on you when you least expect it and it’s really scary. Sometimes you crap your pants, other times you barely notice because you are trying to choose sweet emojis on your phone.
These types of hauntings will be a thing of the past.
In the future, drones will be doing the hauntings, rendering traditional spooks obsolete.
If you have been haunted by a drone, please report it in the comments section of this post.
Let’s face it, there are a lot of crap toys out there. The Pull My Finger line of toys excluded of course.
The My Little Droni-Corn puts an end to obnoxious battles of parents trying to get their little champs to put down their electronic devices and pick up their drone remote. Your little unique snowflake will love flying their Little Droni-Corn. Email us to pre-order for Christmas 2015!! Patent Pending. lolz
(Credit to Dale Spencer/Flickr/CC for this epic background)
In this edition of Drone WFT, we ask: Cat drone taxidermy … WTF?!?!?!?
Also, the CNN reporter’s blouse at 2:10 is incredible. It’s a little known fact that when CNN reporters do stories on animals they are strongly encouraged to wear an animal themed shirt or tie.
This reporter was happy to get on board for CNN’s Immaculate Anteater Conception story.
NICE!
Do you really want to be seen out in public with an out-of-the-box drone? No you do not. You are not that kind of droner. 
Now that reporters are not bound by gravity we have a lot to look forward to. On January 12, 2015 CNN got permission from the FAA to test drones for reporting. Well it won’t be long until Fox gets their approval, then the CBC, Al Jazeera, NBC, CNBC, MSNBC, BBC, HLN, HGTV, TLC …
In the same way earth-bound media buzz around super cool celebrities, their unmanned extensions are really going to improve the state of journalism in the form of a fun, low lying, buzzing cloud.
Responsible reporting in the form of Aerial Celebrity Roots reports here we come!
When you buy an apartment 26 floors up, it’s probably for the view. What you might not have expected is nefarious drone owners getting a view of you! What an ironic twist of drone fate.
But WAIT! In the future, you will be able to buy a remote so when your pervy 13 year-old neighbour (or your pervy 75 year-old neighbour for that matter … we’re no agists) you will be able to neutralize it from the comfort of your highrise shoebox. Oh won’t it be satisfying for the young and beautiful to be able to defend their privacy by destroying a drone with the press of a button!
The internet tells us that chinchillas make great pets and yet a cursory google search reveals that chincillas have yet to take their first drone flight. It’s a well documented fact that dogs and cats have had the privilege, but what about the great chinchilla? In the future, chinchillas will ride drones.
Related news: get an airdog, the “World’s First Auto-follow Drone for GoPro Camera” or maybe your own pet drone.
Do you have a report of a chinchilla taking a drone flight? Leave links in comments to let us know!